“And this is it?” he points at the first girl. “I saw you in first period, you barely bothered to catch any of the balls you were tossed. I’m pretty sure you spent more time on your cell.”
The girl rolls her eyes, and looks completely unashamed of the fact she had her phone out in class. Derek knows Finstock would have stepped on it.
“And you,” he points at the second girl, taller and with eyes that meet Derek’s coolly. “You can’t throw anything worth half a damn. And what are you,” he points at the boy, trying not to look him in the eye, and failing. “A hundred and fifty pounds wet?”
The boy smirks at him, and Derek looks resolutely away. He’s now desperately trying not to picture him wet.
“I can’t work with this.”
I thought it was a hallucination.
isn’t quite sexy when he flirts?
"I think we ought live happily ever after."
friendly reminder katniss volunteered for the hunger games so prim could live and prim died anyway ✿◕‿◕✿
FUCKING SPOILER ALERT
my mom said that if this gets 100k+ notes she’ll let me fly to Massachusetts and force zackisontumblr to reblog everyones posts
elementary, sleepy hollow, almost human
you got your police procedural show, your magical/demonic show, and your future-tech show
all involving staggeringly wonderful levels of racial and sexual diversity
it’s like the anti-superwholock trifecta
are u a html code because id put u on top of my </body>
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.